Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

Why hasn't Mexico...

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call...

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why did the...

She wanted to make some money on the side.

How do you tell...

One will see you later and one will see you in a while.

Why are there no...

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

When it comes to...

Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out...

What is better...

Tulips on your organ.

How to cool the...

Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate...

Why did the USSR...

They kept Stalin.

Why did the...

His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry