Husband call to wife on cell. "Hi,…what r u doing Darling?
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband feel happy but said: "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.
Husband: This is why I hate English
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