Why I had to dump my Robot lover (at the dump)

1) She (it) She is rather cold


2) She (it) cheated on me with the mailman.


3) In the heat of the moment, She (it) said "The average size of a.....and yours is barely adequate"


4) She (it), started to make me do the house chores or she would not put out.


5) She (it) asked "Do i look fat in this?"


6) She (it) yelled at me saying "What do you mean you can't read my motherboard"


7) In the heat of the moment, She (it) asked if I knew how long it would take to get from Earth to Uranus


8) She (it) then proceeded to ask if i wanted to see Uranus (My butt puckered up faster than a mob witness to a murder)


and the #1 reason I had to dump my robot lover....

I think She (it) is a nympho.