Me and my friend were eating lunch while on our computers when he noticed that he had an assignment due in history. He replied with "Crap we have an assignment to do in history," He said
I told him that I already did it. He started to get frustrated and said: "Who cares about history anyway, it's all stuff in the past,".
He began to walk off to buy a Pop-Tart
When I say to him "I guess you don't care about me checking your browser history then"! He turned around and made a mad dash towards me.
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