A man walks into a bar, thirsty for a drink. He finds an open stool and sits down at the bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "what do you want, jackass?"
The man sitting next to him looks shocked and asks, "are you going to let him call you that?"
"HEE HAW, HEE HAW, HE ALWAYS CALLS ME THAT."
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