They don't, there actually gay men that got a metal bar shoved up there dick by accident and got it surgically removed with the remains of the dick either 1. made into tits 2. thrown away to make other guys dicks bigger. (reason why most lesbians porn clips have tiny tits)
*EDIT* yes I know this is a shit joke but its all I can make right now...
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