So a man named John is in the cemetery, just like every Sunday, visiting his wife.
But this day was different than the others. Today a man was on his hands and knees weeping and shouting, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
Well John feels sorry for the guy so he heads over and asks the man what's wrong. The weeping man doesn't acknowledge him and just keeps on going, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
Well John is still very concerned and so he says to the man, "At least you could tell me who this is."
The man ignored him and just keeps on weeping, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
John then still worried asks, "Well it's it your mother?"
The man replies, "No", and keeps going, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
John then asks, "Well was it your father?"
The man replies, "No", and keeps on going, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
John getting upset at this point asks, "Well was it one of your siblings?"
The man replies, "No", and keeps going on, "Why did you die? Why did you die?"
John is very mad at this point and raises his voice at the man, "Well who the hell is it then??"
The man sniffles and says, "Well it's my wife's first husband"
Never have seen this joke on here so sorry if it's a repost. Hope you enjoyed!
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