Why did the banana cross the road?

It didn't.

It's a fucking banana you fucking fucker go and fucking fuck yourself why the fuck would you even fucking consider that a fucking banana could fucking cross a fucking road what the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you, you fucking fuck!?

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