#Because he had no guidance!
O̬̼͐̀͝H̨̛͚ͮͨͯ͆̋̎ͥͪͪ ͚̥̺͙͐͆̽ͦ̆̈̕͟M̢ͧ͗͌̊ͥͥ̀Ι͇̖̮̹̰̞A̷̵̠̱̺̖ͮ̊͆͜N̠͇͛̓̋͊͜͡͠ ̂̓̅̏͏͍̰̣̮̥͎͍͡I̶͖̼͔͓̅̎͆͂̀ ̥̟͂͌ͨ̒ͧͯ͟͠Å̦̹̣͚̖̱͎͈̒ͦͮ͛M̧̦͚̺̺͎̞̪͉͖͑ͭ́ ̵ͧ̉͒̽̿͏̶͕̘̲̱͚N͉̈ͥ̍̄̆̕͜͠O̡̻͖̻͎̠͉̾͑ͦ̏̈̀͐ͩT̞̭͈̫̝̓̌̃͠ ̢̛̰̮̝̻͙̣̙̮ͭͥ̄ͬͫ̓ͭG̳̥͚̅̓̌̓͂̽̑Ι͍O̻̮̗̰̪̬̊̈́̓͘͝O͎̣͖̯̅ͤ̀̓ͣ̊ͭ͘͘͟D̛͙̞͖͎͛ͤͮ̔̑͡͞ ̶̧͚̝̝̏́̀Ι͙͎̭̖W͈͈͚̞ͬͮ̏̐͠I̶͕̹̠̳͎̦̟̣̠ͥ̐̍͞T̴̺͇͛ͮ̈ͫ͛͝Ḩ̳̤̟͎̄ͯ̿̔̅͑ ̨͎̭̝̩͉̇ͪ͐̉̒̑͑C̡̟͇̱̺̈́̈ͪ̊O̖ͣ̇̀̏̀̚M̙̅́̄͛͠P͒ͪ͞҉̬͚̖̖͎̥Ứ̠̜͉̹̹̗͗T͍̗̝̹̃ͨͭ̿̉̀͘Ḙ̢̧̘̜́͘R͕̼̃Š̷͉͕ͧ̊ͧ ͈ͫ̅Õ͉̺͔̩̯ͬH̭̮͎̗̓ͧ͗̿̃̆ͭ̚ ͍͕̜̼̋͌̑̓ͫ͂ͬ̾M̝̭̗͉͛̓̿͡A̲͍ͮ̑̒̈́ͮ̌ͫ̄͛́N̴̪͙͚̲̱ͭ͑̆͞ ̾ͨͣ̌ͤ҉̫̥̜̲̲͖I̴̭̝̘̼̫̳͇ͮ̔̀̅͑ͣ͡Ι ̸̛͚̱̱̭̪͆́̍̊̇̾ͩĄ̹̹̄̒̍̅̒͂ͭ͌͜Ṁ̴̵̢͔̖̏̄ͬ̐̍̂ͤ ̸̦͖̋̍̏̓̌ͣ͟Ṋ̲͋̏̃̆ͧͩ͊́͜O͈̠̝͙͙̼̼͎͎͌̇ͤ̿ͬTͬ̒ͫͧ̅̍͑͒͂͏̝̻́Ι̗͈̱ ̜̠͊͛G̙̮ͬ̋͋͋͘͞Ŏ̥͎̙͎̻̺̣̫͎̏̔̍ͥ͊̃͡O̴̯̜̬͑͐ͨͨͧ̾Ď̸̡̜̌͛̐ͩͦͮͪ̆ΙΙ͍̯ ̩̙̺͚͚̯͛͠W̗̠͙̪̲̜͕̦̃̀ͩ̄͑̎̓ͣ́́͜Ï͚͎̭ͣͫ̅͂ͮ͆̓̕T͕͆̈͗̆̍Ḥ̢̝̱̬̞͎͐ͧ́̑̓ͪ͛ ̧̩̰̎͠GARLICC̗̳̄͢Ŏ͙͕ͯ̌M͓ͭͦ̓̓ͧͭ̀͊ͮ͜Ι̳P̡͍̘͚̓ͤ̒̐U̝͓̘̥ͩ̐̍̅́̔̚͟T̵̙͙̝̐͂̌̀ͣ̕Ē̴̥͔̦͉̼̯̃̄ͥ̇ͬR̵̡͍͎̗ͪͦ̌ͯΙ̻͉̙̤͔Ş̮̻͉͓̬̗̮̥̬̔ͦ̂ͫ̒͟͢ ̢̧̨͖̔̎̀͋Ι͉̦̼͎Ȏ̢̒̒ͮ͂ͮ̉͐͏̭Ι̤͍̞H͕̖̞ͥ̄ͫ́͑͒̂ͯΙ̩͈̺ ̭̠̮̬̰̺ͩ̽̊̊͐ͧ͝M̷͚͔̬̲̅͋ͫ͗ͩ̄̆A̡̻͍̰̳̝̮͖̬͂ͣ͗̃̓̾̀Nͤ̃͗ͥͬͯ҉̤̯̠̰̯ ̵̧̰͔̮ͯ̂̔̿̇͌ͤI̵̘̰̗͖̎͊̒ͭͮ̂Ι͕̟ ̈̆̀̇͆ͣ͏̢́Ι͈͕A̒̽̾͌͞҉̻̻̝̰͓̱̙̱M̛͎͎̺̱̲̻͖ͩͣ͞ ̳͍̮̦̬̫̹̲͋͛͗ͪͩ̓̓͝N̴̗̟ͨ̀ͯ̚͢Ǫ̶͔̪͇ͪͫ̔̇̅͐Ι̱̝̥̘T̏͌ͯ͆̍̅̈́̍͘҉͏̪̫ ͓̟̘̯͓̘͌̀̐̽ͦ̌͟G̵̣̮̬̹͓̺̀̾̀̐̄̔̅̚O̪̾̐̓ͩ̚Ι͚O̧͕̱̪̹͔ͤͨ̑̊̓ͥ͟D͙̥̳ͨ̌͌ͮ̚ ͙̟͕̼͖̹͈͎͖̓Ẅ̤̯͉́̈́̍̈͋ͫͭ̕͞Ḯ̡̥͍͈̙͙ͯ͒̈ͥ̃ͧT̰̩̾͐̆ͧ͂͗ͧ͜H̛̳̤̞̘͙ͦ̇ͪ̀ ̧̪̘̰̦̭ͥ̋C͉̥̄̀̚Ȏ͈͈͚̫̊͒̍͋͂M̞̠͍̟͉̤̾̓͑̈ͨP̪͚͕̲̗͑͆̀Ι͇͕U̪ͪ͛͘T̹̰̮͗́̀Ě͔̰͐͒ͧ̌͂͂ͦͤR̽͏̡̭̦͜Ι͉̩͕̙S̭͚̯͔̘̰̫̮̀͝ ̊̍͌̐̓ͫ͜Ι̱O̢̫͙͚̹̭̤͚̙͇͋̏̂͊̃̿͐̆́H̶̵̥̮̯̪͎͔̣̊ͬ͝ ͔̖̭̒͡M͉̳̞̙̂̌̄̈́ͩͬ̀ͯ͐Ȧ̬͓̾̔̆ͦ̏͐N̴̹͕͙̙̤͇̞͆ͦ̿͗͑͢͢ ̨̥̖͚͚̹͈̒̽̈̊̓ͧ̓̔I̡̛̳̘͔̼ͩ ̢̲̙ͦͧ̊ͣ͋Ȧ̴̮̹ͫ̃̓ͫ͞M̺̞̜̖͈͎͎̉̓͘ ̛̤̺͌͛̂̚N̶̝̭̥̬̱ͮͣͤͩ͑̓̅͒͞O̻̤̐͗ͮ͗͞T̻͖̫̩̱̙̩̞̰̒̾͆̉ͫ͌̚ ̥͉̺͑ͥ̐ͥͪ̊͟G̸̷̙͍̞̜͇͖̮̟̖͒ͩͮ̽̾O͓͌̎̅̓̀͜Ι͖O̜̦̰̘͚̖͍ͯ̈̌͜͝D̳̱̜͉͍̙̦̳̏ͣ̓͗̒̈́̚͘ ̷͇̄ͬͨ̿ͪͤͫ͟Ẅ̳́̂ͣ͂͝I̼̭̝ͨ̓̀T͕̥̳̖̐̏̍ͧ̑̉͆͡H̛͕̭ͭ̓̐ͭͦ ̷͉͇͔͔̗͈͂͛ͩC̶̛͎̒͊O̤͔̻̒ͫ̓͆̔M̴̗̤̎͋ͦ͘P̨̝͈̣̱͇̭̟̠ͣǓ̵̧̲̻̪̬̖̣̣̰̹̃͛ͦͬ̔ͮ̀T̘̥̖̒̐͂͟E̢͍̳̺̬͍͐̄̾̈́͝Rͫ̆ͦ̊ͬ͢҉̛̠̹̞S̴̢̫̦͕̘ͦ̃ͬͧͧͩ̄̎ ̶̬̋̈̀̓̽͒̈̓͟O̞̻̪̬̤̬͙ͣͬͦͪ͌͘͜H̭̝̝̼͐̐̏́̃̈̅̆͗ ̭̰̝̄̚͢M̡̠͇̅̔͋̚͟A̢͔͎̯͖ͤ̐̏̅Ṅ̙͔̥̣̳ͣ̈ͥͫ̾ ̦͙͇̣͎̯̜͖͋͋ͥͮ͠Iͬ̐ͯ̎̔͏͖̤̞͍̟̖͠ ̴̷̣̱̼̥̬̱̺̆̈̌̊Ą͔̝͚͋̓̃̓̍͑ͣ̈M̢͙̩̫͇̻͕ͦ̅̍̚͢͢ ̮̰̲̱͖̤̯̖̈́̿̎̂́̏ͪͮN͚̺̻̮̭̋ͩ͐͘O̔͂͐͏͝͏͔T̹̰͎̠͎͚̅͋́̚ ̴͖͖̮̔ͯͬ̔̊̚͠G̶̢̰̃̽̂Ι̟̗͓̩O̶͖̠̺̲͎̩͂̐̇͌ͤ̊ͣ̈̚Ι̻͈O͎͙̓̑ͭ͂̃̄͘D̞̩̳͓͚ͣ͌̈ͬ̇̒̒́̃͡͞ ̤͎̺͕̳̖̞̙̉ͪW͗̆̅ͦ͗ͯ̐҉̴̬̜̟̣͙̪͕̙͟Ỉ̸̳ͯ̏̍̈̾͜Ι̪̦̩̳̝Ṯ̨̻̩̯̦̭̥͍͊́H̢̢̟̖̭̟͕͎̩̗͛̑́̐ ̴͎̥̲͇̦̞͕̾̔͡C̢͉̣̻̣̣̼̜͓ͪ̂̇ͨỌ͇̺̖͔̫͉ͦ́M̰͈͊́ͯ͟P̡̻̼̹̻̹̙̯̩͛ͣͤͩ̆̈́̽ͫ́͠Ù̲͔̞͈̥͙̐̑T̞ͣ̓͑ͨ̃́̇̈͡E̴̙̪̘̲͉̖̺͉̍ͪ̿̚R̤̽̊͠S̅̊̀̐͏̡͍̙͙͈̥̪̰͢GARLIC GARKWEK
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