why did i get divosred? last week was my birthday.y wife didn't wish me a happy birthday .my parents forgot and so did my kids.i went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.as i entered my office,my secretary said, "happy Birthday , Boss! i felt so special she asked me out for a lunch.after lunch she invited me to her apartment.
we went there aand she said do you mind if i go into bedroom for a minute? "okay" i said she came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake,my wife,my parents,my kids,my friends and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISe" while i was waiting on the sofa .....Naked
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