Why did Brad Pitt stay close by his wife during her mastectomy?

he called dibs on the boobie fat to make [this.] (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTS-2V-_ktG8XVixvM7ep6h7cwtQqML6476NYSnJbUpBalHR38CfQ)

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