A muse is something that inspires someone to become more than their current selves. To aspire to greater things. A good woman will have this result on a man, whether actively, or by mere presence.
You see, once a man reaches a state of contentment, he will reside there stagnating. Why strain for something only slightly better than the current situation? The status quo is fine.
However, when a woman enters the equation, the man realizes his unambitious lifestyle, and "good enough" circumstances will not be enough to satisfy her desires. He rises above! He looks to become more than himself! He aspires for Greatness!!
You men out there know the truth of this. For certain, when you sit idly content with the way things are, uninspired to achieve anything greater... your woman is not a-muse'd.
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