Because there is zero drag.
^^I ^^literally ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^2 ^^hours ^^ago.
Edit: ***SANITIZED VERSION***
Q: Why are there no drag queens in space?
A: Because there is very little drag and whatever drag there is in LEO is caused by miniscule amounts of athmospheric gasses and tidal forces! HAHAHAHAHAH!
^^I ^^figuratively ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^while ^^banging ^^my ^^head ^^aginst ^^a ^^wall.
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