I was eight years old then and I had recently developed this strange habit of rubbing myself against my soft toys, which used to provide me instant sensual gratification. One day, my father got a whiff of this. To teach me a lesson, he took me in front of my soft toys and started pointing at my various body parts as he inquired from my soft toys, “Did he touch you here? Did he touch you there?” and other such usual child molestation inquiry questions.
My loyal soft toys, never uttered a word against me. I love them and I have kept them closer to me till this day, even when I am 37.
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