Because all the ones that can't climb, saw, drill, dig, or sledge hammer, are stuck in Mexico.
TLDR: Buttsex which we still do not know why it happens to people is on the rise in Mexico, my esmates bassed on nothing say the Buttsex rate has fallen by 33%, so now they are fleeing their country to do Buttsex to Murca because we have more Buttsex oppurtunities. Their just ain't enuf Buttsex in Mexico. And we just dont know why it is happening. They are climbing on top of our butts, sawing our pants off, drilling us in the butt, diggin their borritos in our buttholes, then finishing us off with good old fashion sledge hammers. Now their taking our Buttsex oppurnunities and people are having a hard time finding good Buttsexes. The Buttsex gap is increasing on top of that. But If we can find the answer to why Buttsex happens to people maybe we can solve this nation wide epidemic.
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