A man stumbles out of the bar blind drunk and begins to walk home...
Halfway home he really needs to pee so he goes into some bushes, whips out his pen1s and starts peeing. All of a sudden he notices a naked man jump right up and bolt out of there, hightailing it down the street...
He looks a little further and spots a naked woman laying in the grass, waiting for sex. The man, not wanting to pass up on this opportunity, goes to the naked woman and proceeds to have sex with her.
They're going at it and are almost done when a flashlight shines upon them and it is a police officer. The officer asks what on earth is going on and the man proceeds to say that it is all ok as this woman is his wife...
The officer says "Whoops - I didn't know" to which the man responds with...
"Honestly, neither did I until you shone your flashlight onto us" :O
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