A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. ''Put these on,'' he said to his wife.
She did and they were nearly twice her size. ''There's no way I can wear these. They're too big,'' she said.
''Good, now you know who wears the pants in this family.''
Flustered, the wife takes off her panties and gives them to her husband. ''Put these on,'' she commands.
The husband looks at the small pair of panties and says, ''There's no way I can get into these.''
To which the wife replied, ''You're right about that until you change your attitude.''
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