A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.
The genius says,
“Hey idiot, I would ask you some questions. You gotta give me $5 per question if you don’t know the answer and if you ask me a question and I can’t answer I will give you $5,000.”
Idiot accepts the offer.
Genius asks,
“How many continents are there in the world?”
The idiot didn’t know the answer so he hands over $5.
“can I ask you a question” said the Idiot.
“Yes, sure”, said Genius
“what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?”
The genius didn’t know the answer. He gave $5000 to the Idiot and asked,
“Snap, I lost. By the way, what is the answer?”
The idiot hands over $5.
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