White lady's eating at a Chinese restaurant. Waiter goes up and asks if she needs anything else. She goes, "Mayo." He looks impressed then leaves. A few minutes later, she waves at him as he's passing by and repeats, "Mayo." He looks confused then leaves. Finally she waves him over and goes, "Mayo!"
Waiter stares at her for a second and goes, ["Yes, we're all very proud that you've learned Chinese but can you give it a rest already?" (click the listen button)](https://translate.google.com/#auto/zh-CN/do%20not%20have)
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