Three white, European explorers are venturing deep into Africa where no civilized man had tread before. After weeks of making no human contact; a wild tribe of savages surrounds their camp one night and take them all captive. The next day they are brought before the Chief of the village to see what fate has in store for them.
The Chief of the village explains that no what man has heard of them because they kill all foreigners. The chief says to the three explorers: "you will pay the ultimate price for disturbing our land. First you will be starved into weakness and agony. After you cannot resist, our warriors will rape you and then torture you to death. Finally, our women will skin you and we will use your skin to waterproof our canoes. However, we are not entirely without mercy and will grant each of you one final request before your punishment."
The first explorer asks to fetch something from his rucksack he would like to see one last time. He reaches in to grab his revolver and shoots himself in the head, sparing himself much agony. The women carry him off to be skinned for the canoes. Next, the second explorer also asks for his rucksack and shoots himself in the head as well. The last man standing watches the village women collect him. The third explorer asks for his rucksack. He pulls a fork from his mess kit and screams "This is what I think of your fucking canoes!" before stabbing himself to death.
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