Once there was a little boy in church, he had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."
The mother replied, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."
The next sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father and once again had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The Father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."
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