A man walks in to his local butchers and asks, "What happened to your assistant? He was a lovely, young boy"
"Oh, I had to fire him" replied the butcher, "He kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer"
"Really?! What happened to the bacon slicer?"
"Oh... I fired her too."
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