A young girl asked her Mom, “Where do we humans come from?”
Her Mom answered, “God made Adam and Eve in his image; they had children and that’s who we all descend from.”
A few days later the girl asked her Dad the same question.
Her Dad answered, “Many years ago there were apes and monkeys, who began to walk on two legs like cavemen, and then eventually we humans evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, I don't understand. I asked you and you told me we were created by God, I asked Dad and he told me we evolved from apes and monkeys?” Which answer is correct?
Her Mom answered, “Well, dear, they both are. I was telling you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.”
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