When will I get one?


A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.


It's at that moment she spots his penis.


Pointing at it she says.....


"Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?"


The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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