He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms.
"Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife"
"How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked.
"Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intelligent". Obama then called Michelle and asked "Darling, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?"
"The child is certainly me", Michelle replied.
"You see!", Obama told Trump, "that is how I know my wife is intelligent."
On return to his home, Trump called Melania and asked her, "Darling, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?". After serious thinking and scratching her head, Melania is unable to get the answer, she tells Trump to give her some time to think. She goes around asking all her friends but she is unable to get the answer. At the washrooms, she meets a cleaner and asks her "Your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child? "Simple, the cleaner replies, the child is me".
Amused with herself, Melania walks to the husband and says, "I now know the answer, the child is our cleaner!"
"WRONG!" Trump yells at Melania, "the child is not our cleaner, the child is Michelle Obama!"
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