A husband and wife are walking down the High Street one evening, when the wife saw a beautiful diamond necklace in the jeweller's shop window.
"Oh," she exclaims, "I really would like that! Do you think you could get it for me?" With that, he looks around and finally locates a brick, which he promptly lobs through the window; he then grabs the necklace, and the two of them leg it.
"Oh, there was a lovely pair of earrings to match in the other window!" she says.
"What, do you think I'm MADE of bricks?" he exclaims.
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