When my super-boss asked if I was eating lunch or dinner, I had to say something clever.

I said I follow a brunch, lunder, dinper, and supfast. The look on his face.. before he said "ohhh that's clever!". He strangely left me alone, he usually talks alot. (Meh) I guess it's kinda meaningless. Clever semantics? FTW.

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