When Lifeguards Give You Lemons

A man approaches a lifeguard at a pool and asks for the lemon wedge in her drink. The lifeguard, though confused as to why the man would want it, complies with his request.

A few minutes later, the lifeguard sees the man squeezing the lemon wedge over the pool. Within a minute, a kid jumps into the water and starts to drown. The lifeguard dives into the water to save his life, but the child is unconscious and so is taken to the hospital. She considers closing the pool, but decides the incident was a fluke and continues business as usual.

A couple hours later, the same man approaches the lifeguard and once again asks for her lemon wedge. Despite being slightly creeped out, she decides to give it to him. The man immediately walks to the other side of the pool and squeezes the lemon wedge over it again. As before, a child nearly drowns and is sent to the hospital.The lifeguard makes the call not to close the pool, but becomes highly suspicious of the man.

After an hour of deliberation, she decides to catch him red handed. She puts three lemon wedges in her drink and waits. Sure enough, the man waltzes over and asks for a lemon wedge. "Just one? Don't you want all of them?" the lifeguard asks, and the man replies "Nah. I only need a tiny amount of juice to make the kids think that the bottom of the pool smells like lemons!"