. . . he asked a catholic priest, what can I do for you my brother? and the priest answered, if you would just get rid of the pastor protestant. Jesus then goes to the pastor and asked him, what can I do for you brother pastor? and the pastor says "if you would just get rid of the stupid priest I would be etternally grateful. Jesus goes to the Rabbi and asks the same question to him. The Rabbi says, My Lord I would not ask for anything from you if you would just grant the other two gentlemen their requests.
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