...and I would ask my dad to take a look and tell me what's wrong. He refused, and said that it was gross and that I should be ashamed of myself for even asking. It made me feel really bad and I hated the way it made me feel. So I swore, one day when I have kids of my own, I would get them to check my butt sores for me and they would have to because I'd be in charge. Take that Dad.
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