When I turned eighteen, my father gave me a fifty dollar bill, and said, "Son, I want you to go out and find a hooker to lose your virginity to." So, I'm walking down the street, talking to myself saying, *Yes! I'm finally gonna get laid!* As I'm walking, I see my grandmother, and she walks up to me and says, "What are you doing on this lovely day?" I tell her, "My dad gave me fifty dollars, and I'm going to go get laid!" Then my grandmother says, "Why don't you give me the fifty dollars and I'll help you out."
Two hours pass, and I get home. My dad confronts me and says, "Son, how was it?"
I say, "Well, dad. I fucked your mom."
He says, "You fucked my mom!? How could you!?"
I then reply, "You've been fucking my mom for 18 years, how come I can't fuck yours?"
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