When I told my grandfather about the kid who got suspended for taking his clock to school...

...he looked at the pictures of the kid's handiwork and promptly scoffed, crying out *"Amatuer!"*, and then proclaimed, "Let me show you a REAL CLOCK!"

http://www.myflyertrains.org/AF_Catalogs/1951Catalog/AF_1951_catalog_page42.htm

No wonder things were so much more peaceful in the 1950s. Bully a kid just a little too far, he may just..."oooppps" the whole neighborhood...

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