When I asked my husband what he wanted to do right before bed...

He told me he wanted to cuddle, hold hands, and talk about our feelings. I was a bit surprised, but I agreed to stay up and talk. He got into bed beside me, snuggled up, and held my hand. I said, "so, tell me what you feel" to which he replied "I feel like I wanna fuck".

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