When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's

What's the hot...

256 shades of grey

What do you find...

Finger-prints.

What do you do if...

Run like hell, she's holding a hand grenade.

What did the...

Oh shit, some arsehole has got my pen.

Why did Mother...

To make it Fall.

What game do...

Battleshvitz

What did one...

If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam.

What makes fish...

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them....

Why do cats never...

Because if it has a mu, it's not a statistic.

What not to do in...

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after...