Your mother and I... well, we're starting to slow down, sexually speaking. However, we've really enjoyed, simply, masturbating together, these last few months.
The thing is, we've both been developing our own kinks. I really get hot when the porn stars are all smiling and cheery, but your mother is turned on by pornos where the plot is based on classic scams.
Of course, this leads to some disagreements on what porn to watch, but your mother and I are both confident that we can come to a happy medium.
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