What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one!
Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street
The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?"
The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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