Well, this blew up! I just wanted a laugh while having to work on a Sunday and you guys sure delivered!
Damn you guys are funny. I'm gonna steal every damn one of these jokes.
Edit: Some website posted your jokes and it's being circulated all over the facebooks and what-not.
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