What's the name of your Penis? (nsfw)

A man walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine, for instance, is called 'Nike.'"
"Why's that?"
Smiling, the gwaiter responds "'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It Really Satisfies.'"
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man, with a smirk, looks back and says, 'Timex' The thirsty customer asks "why Timex?" The fella proudly replies "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right that is sipping a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "'Ford,' because "'quality is job #1.' Have *you* driven a Ford lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. Suddenly he turns to the bartender and exclaims "The name of my penis is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why 'Secret?'"

The customer says, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"