What's the difference between Borus Johnson and a lying, cheating, treacherous, good for nothing weasal with a cigar?

How do you...

To get to the other side!

Why is Beyoncé a...

Because she's a survivor.

Why do they lock gas

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean...

What do you call...

Did a quick Google search and couldn't find this joke anywhere. Taking the...

Why did Sally...

Because she had no arms. Knock knock... [who's there] Not sally

What does...

Humburgers!

What do you call...

canned beef

What’s the...

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What do you get...

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

How does Donald...

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.