What's the difference between a Yankee, a Damn Yankee, and a God Damn Yankee?

The Yankee comes to the south for a visit and quickly leaves. The Damn Yankee comes for a visit and never leaves. The God Damn Yankee comes for a visit, never leaves, and then goes on and on about how much nicer it was back home.

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