What's the difference between a Muslim, a Mexican, and a white Southern voter?

A Muslim gets permission to come to America but then they take it back. A Mexican doesn't wait for permission to come to America but then they send him back. A white Southern voter acts like he's on a mission to stab America in the back.

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