What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?

A child asked his father "what's the difference between a pussy and a cunt dad?" The father tells him to come upstairs into his bedroom where the wife is taking a nap and pulls up the blanket and whispers "that's a pussy son" the son screams "whoa!" The father grabs the boy by the arm and says "keep it down! Or you'll wake the cunt up!"

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