What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

What's the...

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

How does the...

"I, chihuahua..." Came up with this convoluted mess this morning. Thank...

What do you call...

Chicken sees a salad.

What do men and...

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to...

How To Know...

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands...

What do you call...

A Flinstoner

Why was the...

Because his Daddy was a Mommy.

Why did the...

Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for...

What do you call...

A pedrophile.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.