What's the best way a husband can screw his wife?

By hiring a divorce lawyer

Edit: thought of a slightly better and less predictable one.

A husband works long and hard every day, coming home very tired. What's the most effective way he can screw his wife?
By using all that extra money to hire a divorce lawyer

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