The 9 year old in my trunk.
Whats the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of babies?
You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork.
What's the best part about showering with a 12 year old?
Slick their hair back and they look 10.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
Tortilla chips.
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