What's My Age?


Mickey's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"


Looking over her carefully, Mickey replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."


"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.


"Hey, wait a minute!" Mickey interrupted.


"I haven't added them up yet."

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