A guy and his pregnant wife approach the clerk at a cheap motel. After being told there were no vacancies, the man pleads to the clerk, "my wife is pregnant, we drove all night to get here, and there is are no rooms available at any of the Inns".
The clerk looks at him suspiciously and says "I suppose you're going to name the baby Jesus?"
The man looks him in the eyes and asks "Do I LOOK Puerto Rican?"
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