Whats a good come back for this joke?

Hi guys, this is my first post in this subreddit and i really need helps with a joke come back and im not sure of this subreddit is the right place but i check the rules and theres no rules about asking a joke so..
Anyway, i was texting with my bestie, we were joking and our last text was like this

Me: Its a joke, not a dick, dont take it too hard

Her: Jokes are ment to be funny

Me: ...*Anyone got a good come back for this?*...

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