This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.
He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she replies - "Sure, why not!"
They get to her place, and she lies on the bed and says, "Ok, show me what you do best!".
Without delay, the Redneck rips off his jacket, -
grabs her T.V., VCR, and purse and runs out the door!
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