What were Julia Pierson's qualifications to run the Secret Service, other than the fact that she is fat, ugly and female?

This broad could make big sis and Rosie O'Donnel look hot and feminine. Obama is bound to be running out of fat ugly feminists and dykes to fill all of the positions left by his inept appointments

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